unfortunate valentine's cards

que mejor forma de festejar que con estas increibles piezas?
eh? EH?? EH?!?!?!?!?

So sad.
It's the card that says, "I've given up on any hope of real love, and will accept any affection I can get, even if I know it is only in pity."
Just what is the Cupid doing here anyway?

Here's your pity, lady! Whack!

esto salió de esta web que encontró el flaco no se como.

There are an awful lot of scary cards in the gallery, but this one ranks near the top.
A man's suit, a woman's face, a child's body. No pants, but an impossibly draped piece of cloth covering the answer to the question on everyone's mind.
Chilling. Just chilling.



How is this read?

We would make a happy pear.
OR
We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.

Also, the pear-monster doesn't look happy to me at all. But, then, why should he?

las mas increibles, sobre todo los comentarios del tipo que me matan de risa:
http://www.capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard5.html
http://www.capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard6.html (y le ponen abajo el "marca registrada" de DC!!!!!!)
http://www.capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard34.html
http://www.capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard8.html